I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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