PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
