i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Please don't give away my fajitas
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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