So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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