it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
