This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize