And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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