hotel room ftw
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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