Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
my being single is dangerous.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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