Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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