I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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