i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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