one might say we're banned from that church
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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