I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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