i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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