You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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