dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm passing your future prison.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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