why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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