If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wish there were birth control emojis
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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