Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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