Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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