im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
