Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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