Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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