I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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