If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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