Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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