so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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