Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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