On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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