we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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