ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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