ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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