i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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