gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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