just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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