we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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