i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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