So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
They took my balls.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think my nap took me to another dimension
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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