I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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