I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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