google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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