sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't think brook has ever known best
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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