Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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