Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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