Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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