Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Dear god my vagina.
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