okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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