Can i not drive my cunt home
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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