so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You ate ashes out of my bong
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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