I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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