I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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