I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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