i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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