This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
